Who We Are

I'm incredibly easy going and I love meeting new people!! When it comes to guys, looks mean absolutely nothing to me. If anything, pretty-boy male model types with great bodies are a total turn off. I personally find beauty always comes from the inside. I also like to think of myself as a great listener — and respect other people's points of view, even if they're different from my own. If you're a sensitive guy who might be lacking in social skills, you could be my man. Feel free to send me an extensive email telling me your entire life story. Who knows? If I find it compelling, you and I could be hooking up real soon.

Of course, none of the above is true. But congratulations, at least you have basic reading skills. So put some of that to use and check the other features on our site. You might learn something.

And if you believe any of that, you're even more sad and pathetic than I thought. But I'm glad you at least paid attention and read all the way to the end. You might have potential after all!

The few brain cells Jessica hasn't killed off partying in Mexico or playing MMO games I thought I'd try to use here at AGG, so we brought her in to review products. She's like a sister to me. A sister I don't like very much. But I can't do everything here, can I? As long she does everything I say, we get along extremely well. If the rest of the world did the same thing, I'd be way less angry.

Favorite Beverage: tequila

Favorite Song: Tequila

Stepped off the bus, showed up at our door, so we had to take her in. Still trying to teach her that there are better sources of meat than squirrel. Until she started working here at AGG, she thought recycling newspapers meant reading them over and over again. As our intern, she does all the things that the rest of us don't want to do. And she sucks at just about all of them. Good thing we don't pay her.

Favorite Chipmunk (not to eat): Theodore

Favorite Aircraft: The Blimp