In Case You’ve Blown Through Your 2012 Resolutions

Yep, I have more green resolutions for 2012 for you. Think of it as me giving you encouragement after the other resolutions of yours didn’t pan out.

1) Replace at least one grocery item with a local or organic one.

2) Install a programmable thermostat to regulate how much heat/AC you pump into your rooms. Fun fact: reducing your heat – or turning up your AC temperature – by just two degrees will not only save you money in as little as a month, but for CO2 reduction of emissions, you’ll be doing the equivalent of taking dozens of cars off of the road.

3) Go vegetarian for just one meal a week — doing so will save 35 pounds of meat a year, which translates to 84,000 gallons of water, 245 pounds of grain, and 15.5 gallons of gasoline saved. Giving up your grizzly chicken wings will be beyond worth it.

4) Replace single-use batteries (especially those in your camera) with rechargable ones. You’ll save other batteries from being tossed in landfills, causing toxic pollution.

5) Make the switch to CFLs or LEDs (from incandescents). Seriously — do it already. You save too much money and energy in the long run to not.

6) Clean out your garage of toxic waste like paint cans and motor oil containers. No chick will dig a toxic man cave, which is likely where your lair has been forced to reside.

7) Download Earth911′s free iRecycle app for iPhone or Android — it tells you about collection points for specific materials (like toxic waste, aka batteries, and for electronic equipment), among other perks.

8) Start at least one DIY reuse project. turn an old pair of jeans into a cute tote, make a quilt out of your old high school shirts. You’re on your own when it comes to making a DIY out of your empty beer bottles or old Madden video games.

9) Start composting. Get a compost bin, and turn your garden into earth’s natural form of recycling (which means gratis fertilizer for you green-thumbs).

10) Hypermile — aka, use better driving practices to maximize your car’s MPG — or use public transportation. Or, you could be daring and actually walk/bike places. Talk about a shocker. In case you don’t know how to, or in case your car doesn’t have a feature to tell you how to hypermile yourself, learn how to hypermile here.

2012 doesn’t judge, but it does love it when you make more than one resolution, so have at it. Make me proud, guys.

They Won’t Stuff Themselves.

You heard me. Your gifts won’t get wrapped or stuffed without a little manual labor, but save those girl scout volunteers the hassle and do it yourself — the green way. I’ll explain.

Newspapers, magazines (especially those ads that you flip past), and even cereal boxes make for colorful and eco-friendly wrapping of any kind of gift. I mean, really — who wants to see Santas all over all of their presents? Variety is always appreciated, especially when it means that you save trees and destined-for-the-trash wrapping paper from being used. Plus, nothing looks more personal than using Playboy spreads as wrapping paper for that special guy you know (same goes for Twilight ads and those obsessed teenagers down your street).

Christmas Trees: Go Fake or Real?

Debates about “fake vs. real” items — ranging from cosmetic procedures to meat — have waged on for as long as people are willing to listen to them. I’m here to lay out an important one, given the season: Christmas trees. And I’m going to give you the nitty-gritty pros and cons of each.

Fake trees: so-called “earth-savers” have a few pluses themselves. They can be reused every year, are relatively inexpensive, and do not pose as big of a fire threat if you get lazy with taking it down right after Christmas. However, there are major cons to this seemingly safe bet — and many experts agree that artificial trees and their life cycles can have a greater negative environmental impact than their real counterparts. The plastics and lead that go into creating these copycats are non-recyclable, meaning they’ll sit in landfills for centuries. Oh, and most of them are made in China, further putting a fat, dirty footprint on the environment.

The real McCoy, live trees, are considered to be classics. Searching for the perfect tree, whether it may be a quality father/son bonding moment or a last-minute scramble, has been a hallmark of American culture ever since Clark Griswald could replay it for us on the big screen. Sure, many of us green people cringe at the thought of chopping down a tree to glorify in our living rooms, but listen to this: out of the 33 million Christmas trees sold in the United States every year, 93% are recycled through over 4,000 different types of recycling programs. Your once-cherished bushy Christmas tree would be turned into anything from fertilizer to wood chips for playgrounds. Also, farmers must ensure a healthy supply of trees in the coming years, so for every tree that grows on their land, one to three seeds are planted the following spring for next year’s batch. A single tree on a Christmas tree farm absorbs one ton of CO2 during its lifetime. If you multiply that by the 350 million real Christmas trees that grow on US farms alone, it doesn’t take rocket science to figure out that that alleviates a ridiculous amount of carbon dioxide from our air. Bonus: for each acre of trees that grows, enough oxygen is provided for the daily needs of 18 people.

Unfortunately, the only sure-fire way to fix this problem is to invest in a Charlie Brown tree: rescue a dead and/or scrawny tree branch from your backyard and hang a single ornament on it. (Hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?) Otherwise, think about these counterpoints before springing to buy your Christmas tree. You’ll be able to do your part in making the holidays a joyful (and not earth-destroying) season for all.

Dating Your Leftovers

…and no, I don’t mean your exes. The Swedes have recently released a new dating website that lets you choose dates based on what your leftovers are from the night before and what you want to combine them with tonight. Sounds dirty, but it’s actually a great way to get rid of extra lasagna that you may have made (or an ambrosia salad that you hope to never, ever see again) while meeting cuties with a knack for making killer crab side dishes. With this site now up and running, “I’ll give you mine if you show me yours” takes on a whole new meaning.

Check it out here. You may have to get over the whole learning-Swedish thing — or find a cute Swede to do the work for you — but it’s definitely worth checking out.

Secondhand? I’ll Raise Mine

Now that summer has rolled around, and now that I need a new pair or two of Daisy Dukes, I’ve been on the prowl amidst all types of stores. However, people have recently tried to sway me that thrift store shopping is “anything but desired”, and that I’ll be seen as cheap for wanting to shop in a thrift store. Um, are you kidding? Not only do thrift stores offer much less expensive alternatives to pairs that are often identical in quality — and five times the price, but since the clothes aren’t tossed in some landfill because someone’s too lazy to drive to donate them, many will end up in landfills. Thus, shopping in a secondhand store helps to cut down energy costs required to make new clothes (many of which, FYI, end up in thrift stores if not sold). And for those of you that actually scour stores looking for people, not clothes, thrift stores are where you can snag the smart, green-friendly, and shameless type (aka me). Turns out that that Raspberry Beret girl whom Prince obsessed over really knew what she was talking about.

Biodegradable Bags Are Better

No matter how hard you try not to, you’re still bound to generate some garbage. Even if you’re recycling your beer bottles and composting your kitchen scraps, there are some things that are just junk — kinda like your old Converse kicks. So does that mean you just chuck it all in a bargain trash bag?

Nope.

Conventional trash bags are made from polyethylene — a petroleum-based product. It takes 1,000 years for a traditional plastic bag to break down, and when it does, it releases toxic chemicals into the ground. Don’t despair. You have options when it comes to bags… even if you don’t when it comes to women.

If you need a suggestion, check out BioBags! They’re made from organic, non-GMO starch, and they do break down in an open landfill.

BioBag products range from kitchen storage bags to trash bags, and from pet waste bags to litter box liners.