So, you’ve finally figured out how to put your beer cans in the blue recycling bin, and you’re feeling pretty good about yourself. Are you feeling good enough to approach me in my short, tight dress and my stiletto Jimmy Choos?

Maybe you should think about carpooling to the club before you ask for my number. Or throw on an organic cotton tee instead of that cotton-poly mess you’re wearing. Maybe I’ll kiss you if you slip me a business card on recycled paper. Or maybe I won’t. You’ll have more of a chance if you biked to the bar than if you left your Hummer with the valet, though. I’m just saying…

If you really think you’re green enough to hang with me, you might find me in a short skirt mingling at green drinks some night.

If you don’t know what that means, check out this link to find out more.