When I’m getting ready to go to the beach, I make sure I
look really sexy. I take my time when I shave my long legs, but I turn off the
water in the shower while I do it. Then I apply an
earth friendly suntan lotion all over my body and let it soak into my skin before riding
my bike to the beach. I also pucker up my lips to glide on a little
lip balm with SPF. I want
to stay safe and beautiful without harming the planet.
Whether I’m going to lie on a towel and soak up the sun or
if I’m picking up pieces of garbage you and your lazy friends let float into a
storm drain, I look really hot while I’m doing it.
If you want to maybe meet me at a beach clean up, take a
look at Heal the Bay’s
site for more details. If you live in New York, check out
this list of beach clean up opportunities near you.
Oh, and if you want me to talk to you while we’re bending
over and picking up tiny pieces of plastic, take a look at
this site to see if
the suntan lotion you’re wearing is earth-friendly first.
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