OK, so maybe you’re not ready to start kitchen composting yet, and you think going green sounds like a complete drag -- but what if I told you I had a green sex tip?

Do I have your attention now?

I’m talking about sustainable condoms. Yeah, I said it. Sustainable. Condoms.

There are a few brands on the market that might increase your chances of closing with a socially-conscious babe, and I have the info for you.

A Brazilian manufacturer has introduced Natex, a brand made from seringai trees harvested under sustainable conditions in the Amazon Rainforest. Brazil is currently the largest importer of condoms, so by producing them at home, they are able to cut out the pollutants created by shipping. Brazil isn’t the only country concerned about keeping the planet cool while things are heating up in the bedroom (or wherever).

Germany also has its own brand called French Letters. They are made from latex harvested under sustainable conditions, and they are a Fair Trade product. You can order them here. 

And BTW, they do deliver to the United States. There’s even an option to make a donation to offset some of the carbon dioxide generated during shipping.

 See, not all green ideas suck.