Even if your sex life is purely theoretical at this point, you might as well prepare for the day you find a girl crazy enough to come home with you.

Here are some ideas for that hypothetical night far, far in the future.

Think about getting some organic cotton sheets for your bed. Organic cotton is sustainably grown without pesticides. Your new sheets will feel incredibly smooth to the touch. If you want a little variety, consider buying bamboo sheets. Bamboo is incredibly soft and silky -- perfect for rolling around. Plus bamboo is renewable and can be easily grown without pesticides.

Make sure you stock up on sustainable condoms, and consider getting some natural lube as well. Sylk offers a completely natural, water-based lubricant that is paraben and fragrance-free.

While you’re working on creating the perfect green mood, replace your bedroom bulbs with CFLs. Even if she doesn’t want to look at you while you’re doing the deed (and who could blame her, really?), at least you’ll be saving money on your utility bill whether the lights are on or off.