By now even you have probably seen the photos and
videos from our waterless bikini car wash. If you were too busy gawking at the tight-bodied
babes to notice how they were cleaning cars without water, I’m going to tell
you.
Why?
Because I’m trying to make going green a little easier, you
jackass. It’s obvious you’re not ready to take time away from your Guitar Hero
solo for something that… I don’t know… COULD HELP SAVE THE PLANET! So I’m going
to help you. (Don’t say I never did anything for you just because I won’t give
you my number.)
So here it is. We used a product called Lucky Earth. It’s a
natural, coconut-based cleaner that not only washes your car, but also adds a
protective UV layer as well.
Why is it so important to save water even if you don’t live
in a draught-plagued state?
Because purifying and processing water to make it fit for
human use is expensive. Even if you think water is abundant in your area, it
still costs the community (and you) a considerable sum to make it potable. You
don’t know what that means? Look it up. I can’t do everything for you. Besides,
if everyone continues to waste it, it won’t be abundant for long.
Washing your car with a hose uses 80 gallons of water,
on average. (To put that in perspective, your keg holds 15.5 gallons of beer,
by the way.)
Each bottle of Lucky Earth contains enough cleaner for 7-10
washes. That means each bottle saves roughly 560-800 gallons of water.
That’s enough to fill at least one hot tub.
Water’s not the only issue here either. Using harsh cleansers
to wash your car leads to all kinds of harmful chemicals flowing to storm drains and into the nearest body of water. Nobody wants that. Not even
you.
You can read more about Lucky Earth here.
