A few weeks ago, a bear hibernating near a hospital in Colorado was chased off by country music. That’s right — the filler tunes you may use when on a camping trip to feel more rustic (or, for tweens all over the world, as a way of expressing angst over boy troubles) can now save you from certain decimation of the goodies in your picnic basket. Now, I, for one, am a huge advocate of people singing whatever they want in whatever form that comes to them, in cowboy boots or otherwise, but we may seriously be onto something. I mean, if a hibernating bear can be awakened and moved with doing something as simple as pressing play, imagine what kind of implication this could have with unwanted neighbors, stale lovers, pestering coworkers that just won’t quit… Maybe I should pull out that old boom box, after all, and see just how far my Shania Twain CD can still get me.
Get Your Man to Go Green
Ladies, let’s face it — our men have been telling us that this “green” and “earth-friendly” movement is bull for years, but we now finally have the evidence to back it up. Recent studies have showed that the pesticides found in common sprays, repellants, foods, and produce will cause men to produce less testosterone. That means less action for you both, and who wants that? So unless you — and he — want you to suffer from a man who can’t perform, and if he doesn’t want you to stray to a “greener” man, he’ll scramble to follow your lead. And believe me — you’ll notice the difference almost instantly.
A Little (Green) Valentine’s Day Lovin’
Much to my delight, more and more items recently introduced have a green spin on them. So what other little necessities, you may ask, could possibly become enviro-friendly – and what would that have to do with getting some on Valentine’s Day? Yep, you guessed it – sexy little things have now gone down to my side of things. Brands such as Stella McCartney, Devil May Wear, Skinstinct, American Apparel, and Enamore offer inexpensive – and green-friendly – lingerie just in time for the holiday. My question, though, is why these things haven’t been around longer? Here I’ve been going without them in protest of lack of green options, so it’s about time! Stock up on these all year long, and you’ll feel less guilty (for other reasons), especially when it’ll all come off soon enough.
Makin’ Some Dough Off of Mother Nature
Yep, that’s right — 400 people in Tennessee actually made money off of their energy bills by installing solar panels on their roofs and letting the energy company generate all of it from there. Now we’re talking! Though it means big bucks to buy them in the first place, if it means saving energy and getting paid to stock up on it in the long run, sign me up!
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