Waterless Bikini Car Wash? Lucky You. Lucky Earth.

By now even you have probably seen the photos and videos from our waterless bikini car wash. If you were too busy gawking at the tight-bodied babes to notice how they were cleaning cars without water, I’m going to tell you.

Why?

Because I’m trying to make going green a little easier, you jackass. It’s obvious you’re not ready to take time away from your Guitar Hero solo for something that… I don’t know… COULD HELP SAVE THE PLANET! So I’m going to help you. (Don’t say I never did anything for you just because I won’t give you my number.)

So here it is. We used a product called Lucky Earth. It’s a natural, coconut-based cleaner that not only washes your car, but also adds a protective UV layer as well.

Why is it so important to save water even if you don’t live in a draught-plagued state?

Because purifying and processing water to make it fit for human use is expensive. Even if you think water is abundant in your area, it still costs the community (and you) a considerable sum to make it potable. You don’t know what that means? Look it up. I can’t do everything for you. Besides, if everyone continues to waste it, it won’t be abundant for long.

Washing your car with a hose uses 80 gallons of water, on average. (To put that in perspective, your keg holds 15.5 gallons of beer, by the way.)

Each bottle of Lucky Earth contains enough cleaner for 7-10 washes. That means each bottle saves roughly 560-800 gallons of water. That’s enough to fill at least one hot tub.

Water’s not the only issue here either. Using harsh cleansers to wash your car leads to all kinds of harmful chemicals flowing to storm drains and into the nearest body of water. Nobody wants that. Not even you.

You can read more about Lucky Earth here.